The moment you get married, there is only one burning question in the minds of all of your family and random busybodies in India.
"When are you going to have a baby?"
My typical answer repeated at least a few hundred times was, "Not now! We want to enjoy being married first!"
Of course in my head I always added, "And remind me again how I know you?"
At first I found it hilarious that folks expected me to get pregnant within the first year of being married. Then I began to find their constant questions irritating and by the third year of my marriage, I found it downright rude and overly intrusive.